Rocket Repo: A Humorous Sci-Fi Space Opera That Will Leave You Laughing Through the Stars (Reassembly Book 1) Kindle Edition

An unlikely hero must step up and save civilization… in a most uncivilized way.The year is 2427. Geddy Starheart’s starship has been stolen, and now he can’t get off the galaxy’s worst-smelling planet. After a daring escape, he courts the help of an aimless salvage crew to get it back.What they discover next is beyond Geddy’s wildest imagination. A mysterious group called the Zelnads created humanity as an experiment, and they’re ready to declare it a failure. Nobody knows who they are or what they want. Nobody, that is, except the alien living in Geddy’s head.Suddenly, even his worst hangover feels manageable.Now, Geddy has to navigate treacherous alliances, confront his personal demons, and win the trust of an exiled (and distractingly hot) warrior princess whose home world may be the last bastion against the Zelnad threat.Aboard the aptly named ship For Sale Make Offer, Geddy and his misfit crew race across the stars, desperately trying to reassemble a long-defunct galactic alliance for one final, epic showdown. The fate of countless worlds hangs in the balance as Geddy fights not just for redemption, but for the very soul of the universe.Somebody hold his beer. This is gonna be fun.Rocket Repo is the thrilling first installment in C.P. James’ Reassembly series, a space opera adventure that combines high-stakes action, unforgettable characters, and gloriously dirty jokes.Prepare for a journey full of explosions, expletives, and exactly the kind of dysfunctional family you’d trust to save the galaxy (if you were desperate and out of options). ___________________________________________________Praise for the Reassembly Series:★★★★★ … a fast paced page turner… I’m impatient for the next instalment!★★★★★ I laughed all the way through the story, and can't get enough.★★★★★ I fell for the story line and likable characters immediately.★★★★★ You will fall in love with these characters and end up reading all of the books in no time.★★★★★ … good storytelling and lots of laughs. Will definitely be reading the rest of the series.★★★★★ Space ships, wonderful variety of unique aliens, and humor too.★★★★★ This book is one of the top three books i have read this year!★★★★★ I even read some of the jokes to my wife. She also laughed out loud as I did.★★★★★ This book is a fun romp through space Read more